Thursday, December 09, 2004

TVNZ to instigate drug testing

God bless anonymous faxes!

Freshly leaked news has it that TVNZ is planning to introduce
workplace drug testing early in the New Year,
which should go down well with the troops, especially at this time of year....

(word has it that TV3 sacrifical P-head Darren MacDonald
may well have a bit of company at his support group meetings)

The question remains unanswered as to whether the growth hormones
Tony Holden takes in the hope of one day reaching 5 foot,
will be categorised as performance impairing...
The anonymous faxer did ask if anyone knows of any legal
personality enhancing drugs please forward info to Tony c/o TVNZ

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess McDonald was easily sacrificable because he was gay, be interesting to see if some nice stright boy gets the same treatment, or will they just hush it up and send him to counselling. I think they will do the counselling bit.

9 December 2004 9:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Pleeease get over yourself.

10 December 2004 2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I bet you ^^ work for TVNZ.

10 December 2004 2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But how is it possible to work for TVNZ without the aid of drugs?

11 December 2004 7:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahahahahahahahahahaha!
nice!

31 December 2004 6:09 AM  

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